7 Things You Could Do if You Were a Computer

1. You could add/remove someone in your life using the
control panel.
2. You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore
them when you feel like it!
3. You could improve your appearance by adjusting the
display settings.
4. You could switch off the speakers when life gets
too noisy.
5. You could click on “find” (Ctrl, F) to recover your lost
remote control and car keys.
6. To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”!
7. If you mess up your life, you could always press “Ctrl,
Alt, Delete” and start all over!

by Ventura County Bail Bonds